Right off the bat I have two questions.
- Why is this cherry flavored, or flavored at all?
- When will I be able to feel my tongue again?
I needed something to relieve that dry throat feeling I get when the weather turns brisk (old man!) and this was in the medicine cabinet. I did a test spray into the sink, looked OK. Shot a few blasts into what I thought would be the back of my throat, but was instead 50% my tongue 40% my cheeks and 10% top-back of my throat. For a second I taste nothing, then it hits me. This is the same numbing sensation and taste I remember from childhood dentist visits. Holy crap get this shit out of my mouth!
My tongue is moderately numb. I’ve been reminded of how horrible childhood can sometimes be and my throat is still sore when I swallow. Thanks, but no thanks chloraseptic spray. On to the next mystery solution in the cabinet.
#1 by chris on September 29, 2009 - 8:01 pm
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I may be drunk right now but that’s still a good post. You’re too hard on yourself. God damn, that took a half hour to typel