Standing in line at Vallarta Supermarket I saw whatever the fuck this is. The 5 lbs. of carne aside prevented me from flipping through it, but honestly, do I want to?
Is this a man or a woman? Shehim has clearly been inspired by Robin Williams in the 90’s sensation Mrs. Doubtfire.
Magazine aside Vallarta is a magical land of wonder and delight. It caters to the latinos in us all, and especially to the high concentration of hispanics living in the area. They have vats of guacamole and nacho cheese the size of a victorian bath tub. All types of meat, fresh produce, a little eating area, and fresh tortillas make it all so grand. It is a bustling vibrant establishment, and worth checking out.
Hell Yes!
Often they have some radio station that comes down and makes an ass load of noise. You will know when this is going on because there is a 30 ft. inflatable tecate can.
Vallarta also has a service that delivers food or picks people up, I’m not quite sure. All I know is those fucks drive 40 mph through the parking lot, and have nearly taken me out on multiple occasions.
Wrap Up: Fire up the grill, get some beer, and buy whatever damn dead animal your heart desires. You won’t regret it.
You can find store locations at http://www.vallartasupermarket.com/
