Bitch, seriously get out of my way. There are only 3 of you, and yet you have managed to block the bike path in both directions, and the walking path. It amazes me how oblivious you idiots really are. You are walking an arm lengths apart. Is this just in case you break into involuntary simultaneous jumping jacks?
Your arms are swinging with such vigor I’d swear you were speed walkers, but you’re moving maybe 2 mph. You don’t walk in a straight line, and you yap, oblivious to any other individual that wants to get around your dumb ass. We both know too that if someone came in saying ‘on your left’ you would freak the fuck out, and get all pissy about how they blew by you. To you, bitches of the bike path, FUCK YOU!
The bike path can be a great thing. Running on the street can be sketchy, and it’s nice to get away from the cars. Most people adhere to the concept of the path, and all is well on the carless strip of asphalt. Then there’s these women, and it’s always women. They leave absolutely no room. Personally, when coming at them, I choose one to run directly at, and force her off to the side. I give her a death stare, and I’m considering carrying a shiv just in case she has the nerve to say ‘good morning.’
This all happened on the San Francisquito Trail which is actually a very nice long trail. I usually come in on it at the corner of McBean and Copper Hill, but if you want to drive there you can pick it up at the Valencia Heritage Park on Newhall Ranch Road. This is all in Santa Clarita, CA.
PS: It seems that this site is slowly turning into our hated of humanity. Oh well, so be it.
